A.A. Milne, Pooh’s Little Instruction Book
i don’t like talking with people about emotional stuff because then they learn things about me and get to know me and can defeat me
i write sins not albums with consistent genres
when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
oh god here we go
uh oh a feminist was trying to make a joke sixteen-year-old boy to the fucking rescue
when tomblor get all up in arms about a fukcin text ospt about a dad com home and makin hte spagheti
Tiny sea lion pups lie coated in sand on a beach in the Galapagos Islands (via)
"Tell me, Clarice– have the lambs stopped screaming?"
I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
Remember that one time in DH when they were camping near enough to a town that they could pick up wi-fi so Harry checked tumblr and saw that Rita Skeeter put all that stuff about Dumbledore on yourfavisproblematic and Harry was really bummed and was like “shit, my fav is problematic, this shakes my entire foundation as a person,” but then eventually he was like hey maybe it’s ok that my mentor is a flawed human being and maybe his lessons can still valuable to me.